I MAKE MEAN SCRAMBLED EGGS THAT PUT A CHEF OUT OF BUSINESS

yeah chef po and dipsy

WE’RE ALMOST 18 FRICK BUT HE’S NOW DATING ANOTHER BITCH SO THIS ONE (ME) HAS TO FIND A NEW ASS

LEARN TO FRY AN EGG FIRST

JAMES AND I ARE BOTH MINORS YOU PIMPERDICKLE

AND YET IT IS STILL DISGUSTING FOR YOU TO BE GETTING A PIECE OF THAT ASS U ARE BOTH LITTLE

FRICK I’M A DORA EXPLORER KIND OF GIRL

DORAS TOO MATURE FOR YOU STICK THE THE DANCING WADS OF TELEVISION

I’M A WOMAN

SO WAS JULIET AND LOOK  HOW STUPID SHE DONE WAS

Anonymous asked: i love ur friendship with oldfavoritesong :-)

Thank you!:) I’m sorry we only get like this at night

if it’s any earlier we’re on skype lol

one time in high school i was leaving school with my friend and he had to go to the bathroom first and i was like okay wash your hands bc y’all nasty and y’all use ur hands and he was like “hell nah I don’t touch that shit”

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#tp

Taylor SwiftShake It Off Outtake #1: The Cheerleaders.

Shake It Off music video - behind the scenes

"Shake It Off" Outtakes Video #1 - The Cheerleaders

taylorswift:

I can’t thank radio and you all enough for the Hot 100 #1! But I can give you this video of Shake It Off outtakes..